MAMA MKWE ASIYEMPENDA MCHUMBA WA MWANAWE WA KIUME AANDAA KADI YA MWALIKO WA HARUSI YA KIPEKEE KUONYESHA HASIRA ZAKE KWA BINTI WA WATU

 

This really got us cracking! The Mother-In-Law has shown her anger since day one. Who does that? What kind of Mother-In-Law will go out of her way to write this uninviting invitation letter for her son’s wedding.
You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my Perfect Son, The Doctor & Cheap Two-Bit Tramp, Whose name escapes me right now.
The biggest disaster in my family history will take place at 9pm on Saturday, September 8th
And no doubt end in divorce. Hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment. The overwhelming disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy.
Would you go for the wedding if you were invited?
What would you say to the supposedly bride-to-be?

********** Wanajeria wana mambo sana, ingekuwa TZ je mwenzangu ungeenda na ungemshauri nini bi harusi mtarajiwa? *************